I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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