ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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