R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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