Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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