Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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