well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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