My nipple is on Facebook.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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