Who wears a wallet chain?!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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