Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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