ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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