I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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