I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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