So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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