better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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