these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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