operation harelip BJ is a go
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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