Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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