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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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