And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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