yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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