So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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