New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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