your thong is hanging out like whoa
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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