My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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