There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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