theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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