god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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