me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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