Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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