she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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