The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He passed out mid-signature
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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