what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Welp...herpes.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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