So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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