i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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