i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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