I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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