what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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