You work out of a Hotel?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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