That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
how drunk are you?
Several
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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