Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Found your dick twin last night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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