This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
ok first of all what the fuck
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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