she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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