Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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