Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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