I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
