real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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