I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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