yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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