Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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