you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You left your phone here
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